Hey Babe~

For one who is so sick of getting spam mail about things like penis enlargement, date hook ups, rolex watches, lending cash to african princes etc. I normally don’t give two rats a$$’s and just click delete all.

I do normally give a quick scan to see if any decent emails gets accidentally heaved into the spam pile however, on this one occasion, I saw this one mail titled Hey Babe, From: Paige. Even though it had spam spam spam written all over its forehead, out of curiousity I decided to open it and check it out.

This is what she/he wrote. Definitely deserves a girl scout cookie for this one…. hahaha….

BABE… i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been
tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of
garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been? In case u dont know
who this is its ME PAIGE.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then
I think u deleted me 😦 haha.. anyways guess what… I got 2 things to
tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up
about 3 months ago… and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR
U.. lol… ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3
cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..I remember when we chatted
u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally
can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still
the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even
help me move my shit in…are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was
soo confused…anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and
take me out so u better be around bebe…we only chatted a couple
times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u
better when i was single……. well im 23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and
love to socialize, go out for drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. .
uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but every gurl is they just wont admit it.
so ilove watching p0rn and all that.. love sex etc blah blah blah…who
doesnt… i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent
married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there..
do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? i
currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out
meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i
did? hmm shud i……???? ok WELLLL… and dont get all weirded out
on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat
with people and get naked HHAHA… BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. anyways i hope u
dont look down on that and NO THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol…
i actually need help once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching
out…. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im
hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..
ANYWAYS.. heres the deal….every month natalie (my boss) gives each
of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u
can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like
everyone else… the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can
chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY
USE IT FOR URSELF… i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more
than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER… i figured u cud
always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me
login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room…
if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but
U… im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..
anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably
soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i
really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my
stress about the move… REALLY i mean that….anyways once i see u in
insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont
wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me
now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign
to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im
INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha…k babe im out
for now… chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo PAIGE
FREE VIP BYPASS LINK——>> http://xxxblahblah.blahxxx.com (something I made up, so dont click it… lol… what WOULD be funny is if it actually took you to a site… hahaha.)

  1. …Well. definitely innovative, I’ll give it that. Anyways, I’m disapproving because she can’t spell more than it being a spam mail….

    • Hahaha… yeah… I know… that’s why it’s even funnier… it could very well be an uneducated foreign man… who knows…

    • Franklin
    • February 29th, 2012

    lol nice… yes you should include the actual link and see if anyone clicks into it 😉

    (remember the karma of perpetuating their spam link though XD)

    • Nah, then that means I’ll be supporting what they’re doing… not so smart is someone should trace it back to this site… hahah… still it’s funny though…

    • yangy
    • March 15th, 2012

    HAHAHA this made me laugh so hard!…kinda tempted to make some whitehouse joke here BUT I never really knew why it started in the first place so I won’t.

    p.s. less porn less spam 😛 j/ks

    • Hmm.. quite interesting indeed… but I seriously have no dirty history… promise >.<
      On the internet I mean.

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